December 2, 2009

How to steal Milk Crates.

Step 1. Locate local establishments such as milkbars, dairy sellers, supermarkets, and resturaunts.

Step 2. Find the establishments entry points for stock (usually located at the rear of building, or somtimes in an adjacent alleway)

Step 2.5. Wait for Nightfall, and get a trusted friend to accompany you. Wear black if possible. *It is always handy to be armed, don’t forget your favourite gun*

Step 3. Park getaway/transport vehicle at a minimum of 20 metres away from possible crate location.

Step 4. Steal crates using stealth and cunning, ensuring you stick to dark areas and are watching for security cameras and sensor lights.

Step 4.5. Snatch crates and make a fast and quiet getaway to vehicle.

Step 5. Bask (et) in your (milk) crateness.

AHSK!

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