How to steal Milk Crates.
Step 1. Locate local establishments such as milkbars, dairy sellers, supermarkets, and resturaunts.
Step 2. Find the establishments entry points for stock (usually located at the rear of building, or somtimes in an adjacent alleway)
Step 2.5. Wait for Nightfall, and get a trusted friend to accompany you. Wear black if possible. *It is always handy to be armed, don’t forget your favourite gun*
Step 3. Park getaway/transport vehicle at a minimum of 20 metres away from possible crate location.
Step 4. Steal crates using stealth and cunning, ensuring you stick to dark areas and are watching for security cameras and sensor lights.
Step 4.5. Snatch crates and make a fast and quiet getaway to vehicle.
Step 5. Bask (et) in your (milk) crateness.
AHSK!
I would really like to know about the condition of Huey’s arteries.
(via letusbeoffensive)
It’s not that you are obsessed it’s that you are “being generous” with the Huey Posts.
Dreaming…
Had the wierdest dream of my life a few days ago, i actually thought i was a tiny version of my self fighting my way through my own bedsheets! Strange shit. I’m deciding to embark on some research, and find a way to induce dreams and perhaps Lucid Dreams (dreams with the dreamers control)!!! And then i can try experience some wierd shit! Will keep you updated in the experiment.
*I hope i’m dreaming that i’m asleep on a toilet*
sPoOkY!
Remember those sweet childhood stories all little girls loved. Little Red Riding Hood, Cinderella, Snow White… Well it turns out they all have extremely sick disgusting origins, and they aren’t so sweet!!
Little Red Riding Hood? More like little red SLUT! and the big bad fucking CANNIBAL!!.. turns out some original versions of the tale, say the wolf was a man who ate granny and waited for Red to get home, when she did, she distracted “the wolf” with seduction and a striptease so she could get away (girls do not attempt if you are kidnapped) . Not so fucking PG now eh!
And Cinderella! well its not so pretty either, turns out in original versions of the story when the ugly step sisters can’t fit the glass slipper on their feet, they try to cut the shit out of their toes and heels with a huge ass knife (Sounds a lot like the Ped Egg to me).
In early tales of Snow White the witch didn’t only want Snow’s heart, but she wanted her fucking liver, lungs, intestines and blood!!! But why did she want all this? Because she wanted trophies from her fallen foe? No! Because she had fucking munchies! Ewwwwwwwwww.
Cannabilism, Murder, Seduction and Self Mutilation. Is it a Tarantino film or a Disney Picture? Think twice before sending you kids to bed with these ones.
